Aug. 24, 2014 @ 5:47 PM _
Might be a little dark for some, but as someone who battles with depression I find this hilarious.
A funny and accurate depiction of those dreadful days when you feel like you can’t even move without messing it up- this is usually the end result.~
This is the solid truth.
Aug. 24, 2014 @ 5:45 PM _
aliens don’t wanna hang out with us because we’re embarrassing and also still capitalist
Yeah sure, like the aliens who are going to invent intergalatic travel won’t be full on capitalists.
that’s exactly what i’m saying, correct
Aug. 24, 2014 @ 5:18 PM _
Arschgeige - assviolin - a heavy insult
Fußhupe - foot horn - a small dog
Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter. - No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet - Pun: “dichter” also translates to “more drunk”
fuchsteufelswild - foxdevilswild - really angry